This chat took place between me and a friend who was very disappointed after his crush left his place......he looked upon me as "prem" the love guru and he was "bhaskar" [analogous to salman khan and govinda of partner movie]......u will like it for sure.......AN ORIGINAL WORK COMPLETELY...here it goes:-
ME: ab kya tension?? she is gone naa??
HE: prem bhai...aapko dekhkar mere andar ka bhaskar jaag uthta hai....woh to sirf delhi chodkar gayi hain...
ME: toh main kya karu??
HE: prem bhai...aapko gussa bahut jaldi aati hai...
ME: mere bhaskar...BLOODY BHASKAR...use kabhi theek tarah se dekha hai?aisa lagta hai jaise bees saal pehle budhapa guzar gaya ho.....she is already committed and must b planning for holidayin alongwith commitments and family planning wid her boyfrnd...!!!!!! and to add to all dat she has a brother who is bhai kam aur bodyguard zyaada....kyun apne aap ko takleef de rahe ho??
HE: aap hi kuch dilasa do....main pagal ho jaaonga...
ME: tum heman ho?? spiderman ho?? superman ho?? ya phir hanuman ho?? yeh sab toh bade log hain....kya tum atleast DD ke shaktimaan ho?? nahin naa....tum ek common man ho...aur yeh ek common crush hain....aur doh common cheezon ka common hona uncommon nahi hain.....so let everythng be common n simple.....
HE: kya aap gussa ho rahe ho??
ME: mujhe gussa nahin...AC me baith baithkar susu aa raha hain....
HE: maine suna tha ki agar bhagwaan ek darwaza band karta hain toh doosra zaroor kholta hain...
ME: jab ghar hi nahin toh darwaze ka kya kaam?? agar ek ladki se itna dukh jhela hain to kisi aur se sukh le mere bhai........
HE: lekin pan card ke number ki tarah pyar ek hi baar hota hai....
ME: kisne kaha?? kisse kaha?? aur kyun kaha??
HE: ale ale..yeh toh yugon yugon se chalta aa raha hain....
ME: dekh mere bhai...pyar ek baar hota hai....ishq ek baar hota hai...mohabbat ek baar hoti hai...na jaane aur kitne possibilities hain.....!!!!
HE: mujhe lagta hai ki main poori tarah se gaya guzra hoon...
ME: naa toh tum kahin ho..aur naa hi guzar gaye ho....be positive...
HE: woh toh mere blood group hain...aapko kaise pata chala??
ME: meri 6th sense ne mujhse kaha aur meri 6th sense kabhi dhokha nahin kha sakti...i gotta go now.....warna meri girlfrnd mujhe chodkar kisi aur ke saath chali jayegi....
HE: prem bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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2 comments:
the "HE" role suits ur despogiri pretty well.. :P
gud dat u dusted the cobwebs of ur blog..
gr8 to c a post here after long...!
keep posting :)
Wow even you blog!! :)
Oh and amazing convo!! Now I know whom to not talk with about love tips :P :P :D
Keep Blogging!
PS: Check my blog too ;)
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